Fuck Respectability

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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afloweroutofstone

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

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Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

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#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

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oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

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fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

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this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i've ever seen, not least because i think it's plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

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beemovieerotica

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

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actually my tags are too good not to include

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follow me for more customer service tips and tricks

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THIS is how it's done!!!

blackboard-monitor

when we were teenagers, my best friend once asked a telemarketer whether the magazine they were selling was available in braille. i’ve never been more proud of her 

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sophiaslittleblog

I have 3 months to raise $13k and I’m very nervous about it.

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If you guys could tag others in my donation post and share it that would be a huge help. If you follow me on twitter tag other people as well. Sharing is just as helpful!

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Here’s my Twitter handle. Please share and tag others if you can.

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Here’s the link to my GoFundMe.

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https://t.co/YarFtPxLrP I’m having surgery in September to remove fibroids from my uterus. I’m asking for $7k to pay for what my insurance won’t cover and to have funds after taking 3 weeks off from work. Donations can also be sent to-$SophiaChes PayPal Sophiachester@hotmail.com  — Sophia Chester (@SophiaTheAuthor) May 3, 2023ALT

Here’s my Twitter!

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oh man i had fibroids removed last summer lemme tell u if this person can get even more money to take six weeks off thats even BETTER boost fibroids donation